Drinking Piss

Question:

Dear Bareback Michael,

I was at a club a couple of months ago and finally decided to get the balls to get in the piss tub. I had always wanted to do this, but never had the guts. Well needless to say, I loved it. I probably got pissed on by about at least 30 guys, but probably more. When I left, I had serious itching all over. After I showered the next day, I was fine. I returned to the club the next night and did this again. This time there was no itching.

What might have caused the itching? Is there anything unsafe about getting pissed on? What about drinking piss? I have seen this and am turned on by it, and might try it the next time I am there.

Thanks,

Pisshead

Answer:

Dear Pisshead,

You got pissed on by 30 random guys and you wonder why the fuck your skin itched until you showered? Are you for real? Do you understand why people piss in the first place?

People take a leak in order to eliminate waste products from our system. That means that anything you eat or drink can end up in your dream stream. Urine itself is sterile but the other ingredients may not be. If you drink a lot of booze, there is going to be booze in your piss. If you eat a lot of Indian food there is going to be spicy shit in there.

Now what do you think the odds are among 30 random guys that one or more of them might have ingested something that night that might bother your skin? Pretty fucking high stud. That said, what is the big deal? As soon as you showered and washed the piss off you were fine.

If you want nice soft supple itch free skin go to The Body Shop and buy some moisturizer like the other girls. If you want to get pissed on, be a man and deal with a little bit of irritation.

As to drinking piss: Nothing that involves bodily fluids is completely safe. Yet, drinking piss is certainly safer than taking a load, which many of us do. Sometimes I wish I could shout from the rooftops, "Wake up people!! There is no such thing as safe sex!! It's all a little dangerous!! That's part of what makes it fun!"

It's up to everyone to evaluate what level of risk they are comfortable with. It's also been Bareback Michael's experience that once people start fantasying about a sexual practice they eventually do it. So why waste time? Find a dude who wants to piss in your mouth and learn to swallow.

Your dick will thank you.

Bareback Michael

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