Question: What is a BBBJ?

Dear Bareback Michael,

Some dude sent me an Instant Message the other day saying he wanted a BBBJ. What the fuck is that? I often see things like this and have no idea what people are talking about, but just play along like I understand. What does IMO mean? How about LOL? I want to get laid and don't want to seem like an idiot!

Clueless in Seattle

Answer:

Dear Clueless,

Do you want the short answer or the long answer? Since size matters I'll try to give you a "little" bit of both. A BBBJ is a bareback blow job. He wants you to suck his cock and he won't accept any latex bullshit. Go for it. IMO means In My Opinion. For example, IMO BBBJs taste a shitload better than latex! LOL means laughing out loud and is used to indicate you are joking. I could say, "You are a clueless motherfucker. LOL" and you would know I was just teasing. Here are a few other common abbreviations:

IANAC : I Am Not A Crook
ROTFL : Rolling On The Floor Laughing
IASH : I Am So Horny
IM : Instant Message
PABG : Pack A Big Gun
PIMP : Pee In My Pants

You can get a full list of Internet Acronyms at http://www.gaarde.org/acronyms. They let you waste less time and get down more quickly to serious fucking!

TTFN (Ta Ta For Now!)

Bareback Michael

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