Cleaning yourself out

[Guest Anderson]

I know that there are a lot of ways to clean yourself out before you have sex but I wanted to know which is the most effective way? I want to be clean enough to be fucked of course but also rimmed.

[Guest sixTtwo]

Repeated douching with an enema bottle and warm water would be my guess, but what do I know, I'm a top...

[Guest HK1963]

This is a drag, this obsession for tidiness. We did it in the open, on the beach, in the park, in rail stations. We had no enema bottles. In fact, we used spit to do it.

Young guys might be more forgiven, who knows? Eating vegetarian and almost no fat is going to make it a lot easier.

Most guys don't do this. We are humans - tops are unrealistic, and so are bottoms that think they can stay clean all night.

I know some funny accident stories, just to remind us that the rectum is an exit pipe, as well as an entrance pipe.

[CumSlutDamien]

I understand the desire to separate the erotic fucking from the realistic side effects of shit and such. I am mid-thirties now, so I did not experience sex before AIDS was a fact of life. I don't think I ever really came upon the topic of cleaning the ass out until I started frequenting the bareback sites. I would think that it's a rather new concern, as guys cruising the parks, rest rooms, piers, what have you in the past probably had all-natural sex, so to speak.

[Guest ouchwantsit]

I think if it is going to be by design then being nice and clean is a good thing; but any lubrication is sure to help.

[Beowoulf]

As an MD once said, "No matter how much you clean it, it's always gonna be an asshole."

[Guest AnonLatino]

I'm versatile and enjoy both equally but I must say this is something I worry about and when I don't (like when I'm going to top), I am soon reminded that this is always an issue whether you're a top or bottom. For tops, it's the concern their bottoms have done the necessary cleaning needed for an enjoyable, nice, long fuck.

Guys like me most as a bottom because I look much younger than I am but I personally enjoy both; however I will say that the times I've topped, very few have been completely clean. Nothing turns me off more than a filthy bottom hole. I'm aware it is natural and doesn't necessarily reflect their pre-sex prep or lack thereof, but I've encountered a number of bottoms who don't seem too apologetic, not even as a courtesy. And there have been quite a few who make it clear they might be dirty. Their solution? Wear a condom. Those I don't even bother fucking. Who wants to fuck a filthy hole with a piece of sensation-killing rubber on, only to pull out and see that rubber caked with shit that is not yours and stinks up the whole room to the point of nausea? Nobody, I'm sure. The few times that occurred early on in my sex life, I was grateful for the condom but I don't want to be grateful for a piece of rubber when it's sole joy comes from it providing a shield from someone else's shit!

At the same time, I sympathize with those who have put themselves through the arduous task of cleaning themselves out, only to have a dreaded accident during the act. I'm the type of manwhore who insists on cleanliness in order for sex to be enjoyable, so I gladly go through a LOT to make sure I am 100% clean for the next several hours. Of all the times I've had sex (waaaay too many to count but I was at over 100 the last time I kept count, which was when I was 20. I am 34 now), whether in bath houses, at one night stands, at home with fuckbuds, or at orgies, I've only had the misfortune of having an unexpected accident on three occasions with only one really counting. The first time occurred after the one time I hadn't put in the usual effort (which I will detail below) before heading over to a bath house. To make it even worse, I bumped into a friend when I got there who offered me some party favors before fucking me. Now, I'm sure some of you know the effects some stimulants have on the bowels immediately after snorting and the stuff my friend had that night was unusually strong. It wasn't long before my friend pulled out, wiped his cock on my towel, and said "well, this towel is toast!!" Needless to say, I was incredibly shocked as that had never happened before. My friend was a true slutwhore himself who had been around the block several times so he knew how to handle the situation with as little negativity as possible. That helped a lot as I was already mortified at the whole incident.

The other two times, I hadn't even cleaned and it occurred after very drunken nights at a bar at some dude's house who was equally filthy and equally drunk. The benefit there is that there is little shame involved. One of the times my one night stand and I couldn't stop laughing.

As for filthy bottoms, I've encountered many but two stand out since they occurred in the worst place to encounter one...at a bareback orgy. None made spectacles of themselves so that everyone noticed or smelled it, but I certainly did and I couldn't rush to the bathroom to wash my poor cock off fast enough. Seriously, a bareback orgy is no place to be kinda sorta clean. You have to be immaculate and be confident of it enough to totally let loose and take multiple poundings without incident. Otherwise, I don't think group gropings are for you. Nothing worse than one person killing the mood and lust of the situation.

So what is my fool proof method of washing out one's hole? You will be severely disappointed if you've "tried everything" and still get stinky during the deed because my routine is as mundane and ordinary as it can get. However, for me at least, the older I've gotten, the harder it has been to get clean enough to enjoy a night of hot sex. I'm guessing it has more to do with my eating habits generally being much worse than when I was a young thing but who knows? Just another reason why being young is awesome and getting older is overrated, lol.

Back in my late teens to mid-20's, the process took anywhere from 45 minutes to a little over an hour for complete fuckable cleanliness that would last a whole day. I remember once going to Magic Mountain with some guys I had the hots for. That night, we were drunk enough to tear off our clothes and fuck like wild animals bareback. I was absolutely 'spotless,' so to speak.

The equipment consisted of a squeezable sports bottle, the type with that nozzle you drink from that can be popped up to open and pushed down to close, warm tap water, and of course, the toilet. I'd fill the bottle about 2/3rds of its capacity, sit on the toilet with the seat down or on the floor, raise my legs up and rest m feet on the wall or some other thing that was nearby, open up my hole, stick the open nozzle in my ass, and squeeeeze. I'd allow the warm water flow inside me. It's important to relax as much as you can and allow that water to get as far up in you as possible. Cold water has worked for me but it is a lot harder without warm water, which helps in relaxation and also to gauge the water's flow inside you. 45 minutes to roughly a little over an hour and a few "test" douches later on right before I'd leave for the baths or sex party or whatever, was all it took.

Nowadays, it's dramatically different. I did this one time in the shower but it grossed me out. Use your imagination and you'll soon figure out why. It's one thing to have yesterday's dinner in a toilet bowl, it's a whole other to have it there on the shower floor next to you. Yuck. Not to mention, it's just the wrong place considering others shower there. I mention this because the shower seems to be the most popular place to clean one's hole out and I don't understand how it is without inducing vomiting. We all have different tolerance levels, so I guess mine is weak. Whatever.

Last time I douched, I used the same method but it lasted close to 8 hours (non-consecutive). I'd do it for an hour, get tired, then try for another. 4 hours later I'm still super horny and figure if I've been at it for that long, might as well trudge through it until I'm sex-ready. Then I'd begin to feel seriously weak from the effort and give-up. I then go for one last attempt which seems to yield satisfactory results...finally. I drive to the sex party which is a good hour away. I decide to stop by a fast food restaurant to use the restroom real quick to see if I'm still clean. Experience has shown that if one is still very clean and feels that unmistakable sense of confidence that always accompanies after a successful douche, it will manifest after about an hour after cleaning after you check and see nothing but clear, pure water emerge from that hot sluthole of yours.

Unfortunately, it has been mixed results lately with sometimes shooting out filth after all the trouble and attending the party as a top-only guy who wants to get fucked soooo badly but can't or I result in being completely clean but still worry enough to constantly check to see if all's well down there.

I mentioned earlier that eating habits might be the cause. Well, I'm telling you that eating habits are definitely the cause. Every time I eat like a slob, it's appropriately reflected in my endlessly filthy ass. When I put myself on a diet and eat three, sensible meals a day for at least a month, it's like my late teens all over again.

If you're a slob, stop it. It will make that hole of yours spew more shit than the nastiest top ever can verbally. But in the meantime, there IS something you can do to help keep all that crap at bay when you're too horny to spend hours ramming bottles and water up your asshole...

Immodium

That shit is amazing. But it's ineffective without any cleaning whatsoever. You still have to put in the work but if you're unsure after all the effort and have a few hours before the deed to spare, a dose or two of the over-the-counter shit drug will ensure that last stubborn bit won't make an unwelcome appearance. Be careful though and don't be a moron and go crazy taking that shit. I never take more than the recommended daily limit. I've found that one dose of max strength stuff is enough.

I can't believe I just wrote a novel on manhole douching. Hey, that's the unavoidable reality that porn doesn't show and I'm glad it doesn't.

Happy hole cleansing you filthy whores!!!

[tnbiohazard]

I usually like to use a shower shot, and do a few repeated fillings/drainings. I used to use an oral laxative, but they can be unpredictable. Nothing like using one the night before, and moments before the session, still having your ass fill with liquids. That's why I switched to enemas, and the shower shot style is great!